Merry Christmas to All

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Merry Christmas to All

Post by andy10917 » December 24th, 2013, 5:53 pm

The REAL Story

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Tenacity soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of Dad mowing danced in their heads;
Mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just Urea'd the turf for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to "Blueberry" below,
When what to my furious eyes did appear,
But compacted soil and eight monster reindeer,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.
I threw open the window and called out in my panic,
"Hey, Fat Man, off the lawn or become matter organic!"
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Merry Christmas to all - you got Mil-or-gan-ite!”


Merry Christmas, All !!!

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by Mightyquinn » December 24th, 2013, 6:21 pm

I absolutely LOVE IT Andy!!!! Don't know if you did that yourself but if you did kudos!!! Merry Christmas!!!!

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by GeorgiaDad » December 24th, 2013, 6:59 pm

:rotfl: Bravo :good:

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by HoosierLawnGnome » December 24th, 2013, 8:56 pm

:good:

"All I Want For Christmas Is A Weedfree Lawn"

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by andy10917 » December 25th, 2013, 10:56 am

Don't know if you did that yourself but if you did kudos!!!
I did - it's what happens when I have too much time on my hands when there are no soil tests to read. Apologies to the original 1822 poet.


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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by HanLawn » December 25th, 2013, 1:18 pm

Come on Andy,admit it- you were sitting around the table with your friends Mr.Jim Beam,Johnny Walker, Glen Livit,John Dewar,and a few others coming up with this stuff!

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by Cyclone12 » December 25th, 2013, 2:17 pm

Fantastic! Merry Christmas to everyone!

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by turf_toes » December 25th, 2013, 6:17 pm

:)

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by andy10917 » December 25th, 2016, 12:00 am

Merry Christmas All, to you and your families!!!

I dragged this one out of the archives/catacombs from a few years ago:

Twas the Night Before Christmas (BL/ATY Version)

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by J_nick » December 25th, 2016, 12:49 am

andy10917 wrote:
Don't know if you did that yourself but if you did kudos!!!
I did - it's what happens when I have too much time on my hands when there are no soil tests to read. Apologies to the original 1822 poet.
Since you have so much free time spend 5 minutes and give Ware his account back. Isn't that what Christmas is all about "giving"

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by 1977212 » December 25th, 2016, 11:32 am

J_nick wrote:
andy10917 wrote:
Don't know if you did that yourself but if you did kudos!!!
I did - it's what happens when I have too much time on my hands when there are no soil tests to read. Apologies to the original 1822 poet.
Since you have so much free time spend 5 minutes and give Ware his account back. Isn't that what Christmas is all about "giving"
:rotfl:

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Re: Merry Christmas to All

Post by GeorgiaDad » December 29th, 2016, 8:59 am

Hope you and yours had a merry Christmas Andy.

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