Joke of the Day

[dfw_pilot]

"I love long walks on the beach with my girlfriend, until the LSD wears off and I realize I'm just dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot."

[dfw_pilot]

Millennials:

[likeasponge]

Millennials:

Thanks for the smile this morning!

[bernstem]

Millennials:

Awesome!

[bpgreen]

I'm a boomer and I work with a lot of millennials. If the ones I work with are an example, I'm encouraged. They're smart, talented, and hard working.

Casting aspersions on younger people goes way back, and it's usually undeserved.

I remember what I owed when I finished college. Millennials often owe what amounts to a mortgage payment while they're just starting out.

That tired person taking your order may be tired because it's a second job.

[Ware]

The guy is pretty good... I got a kick out of this one:



It was even funnier the second time - when I noticed Tim Tebow.

[dfw_pilot]

I saw this at dinner tonight. It has to be a joke.

[dfw_pilot]

Ware, I almost posted that one!!

[bernstem]

I'm a boomer and I work with a lot of millennials. If the ones I work with are an example, I'm encouraged. They're smart, talented, and hard working.

Casting aspersions on younger people goes way back, and it's usually undeserved.

I remember what I owed when I finished college. Millennials often owe what amounts to a mortgage payment while they're just starting out.

That tired person taking your order may be tired because it's a second job.

I agree with you, but the video is still funny.

[andy10917]

[Mightyquinn]

I saw this at dinner tonight. It has to be a joke.

In-N-Out has always paid there employees well and taken care of them. They are a family owned and operated business still which is why you only find them on the West coast and not until recently have they started to move out into your neck of the woods. I got to say I am a little jealous as I really love there food. I always get a Double Double Animal Style!!!!! We have Five Guys out here which is similar but not the same.

[dfw_pilot]

I always get a Double Double Animal Style!!!!! We have Five Guys out here which is similar but not the same.

I'm going to have to try the Animal style. My wife likes their fries, and I like their yellow chilis. We have Five Guys, In and Out, and my favorite Whataburger all within a few minutes drive of us, which, depending on how you look at it, is a good or really bad thing.

[likeasponge]

I always get a Double Double Animal Style!!!!! .

Do not let attractive female co-workers post this on your FB page..or you might have to do some explaining to your wife about how awesome it is, err I mean tasty and delicious ONLY at In-N-Out....no joke

[Yossarian]

I don't really have any clean jokes so...

A man's wife is in a terrible accident and goes into a coma for two weeks.

One day at the hospital the nurse says, "I'm not supposed to suggest this, but I've heard that a little oral stimulation can sometimes bring someone out of a coma". The nurse winks at the husband and leaves the room.

A few minutes later the nurses get a code blue in the woman's room and run in to find the woman crashing. The nurse asks the husband what happened.

"I think she choked!", the husband replied.

[Billybob]

Guy with terminal cancer goes to his doctor and asks how long he has to live. Doctor says 5..... Guy says 5 what?

Doctor says 4......3.......2

[Yossarian]

What do a mathematician and a constipated person have in common? When they have a problem, they sit down and work it out with a pencil.

[dfw_pilot]

Best country music song title: If your phone doesn't ring, it's me.

[dfw_pilot]

Cockpit PA upon arrival: "Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Riyadh. For the correct local time, please set your watch back 300 years."

[ Post made while living in the USSA ]

[Ware]

First look at the replacement for the A-10 Warthog (brrrrrrt)...

[Mightyquinn]

First look at the replacement for the A-10 Warthog (brrrrrrt)...

LOL!! Please don't get me started on this!!!