Joke of the Day

[dfw_pilot]

My favorite A-10 joke:

That thing is so slow it has a calendar for an airspeed indicator.

[ Post made at .88 Mach ]

[Ware]

My favorite A-10 joke:

That thing is so slow it has a calendar for an airspeed indicator.

[Redtenchu]

A Dung Beetle walks into a bar....

"Is this stool taken?"

[Traveller]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

... Ground beef.

(I know, it's bad)

[ Post made via iPhone ]

[Traveller]

What do you call a dog with no legs?


... Doesn't matter - he ain't coming anyway.

(Better)

[ Post made via iPhone ]

[Traveller]

What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?



..... Sparky!

[ Post made via iPhone ]

[Traveller]

Where does a General keep his armies?


In his sleevies.

Where does a Pirate keep his Buccaneers?


Right under his buccan hat!

[ Post made via iPhone ]

[dfw_pilot]

A British Airways captain went on holiday to Sydney and upon arrival, immigration asked him if he was a convicted felon. He replied, "No, is that still a requirement to enter Australia?"

[Titleist]

An Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman sit at the bar.... Bartender pours each a pint of beer. At same tim another patron opens door and a swarm of flys comes in... A fly lands in each of their beers. Englishman pushes the pint back to the bartender and asks for another beer. Scotsman looks into the beer...fishes the fly out and continues drinking his pint like nothing happened. Irishman looks into his beer with squinty eye...fishes the fly out with his fingers...then holds the fly over the glass and waggles it back and forth...saying...spit it out...spit it out!

[dfw_pilot]

A four seat Cessna crashed in the Hudson River near New Jersey earlier this week. 196 bodies were recovered.

[ Post made via Gotham City ]

[Tony alony]

Dfw_ good one!! I get it! Those other bodies were already there!!

[Tony alony]

Confucius say: Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.

[dfw_pilot]

Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

[ Post made while eating a spicy chicken salad at Mexi-Joe's La Guardia ]

[Ware]

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye matey

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger...

...and then it hit me.

[Ware]