Joke of the Day
- dfw_pilot
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Speed of an A-10
My favorite A-10 joke:
That thing is so slow it has a calendar for an airspeed indicator.
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That thing is so slow it has a calendar for an airspeed indicator.
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Re: Speed of an A-10
dfw_pilot wrote:My favorite A-10 joke:
That thing is so slow it has a calendar for an airspeed indicator.
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Re: Joke of the Day
A Dung Beetle walks into a bar....
"Is this stool taken?"
"Is this stool taken?"
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Re: Joke of the Day
What do you call a cow with no legs?
... Ground beef.
(I know, it's bad)
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... Ground beef.
(I know, it's bad)
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Re: Joke of the Day
What do you call a dog with no legs?
... Doesn't matter - he ain't coming anyway.
(Better)
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... Doesn't matter - he ain't coming anyway.
(Better)
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Re: Joke of the Day
What do you call a dog with no back legs and steel testicles?
..... Sparky!
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..... Sparky!
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Re: Generals
Where does a Pirate keep his Buccaneers?dfw_pilot wrote:Where does a General keep his armies?
In his sleevies.
Right under his buccan hat!
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Criminal
A British Airways captain went on holiday to Sydney and upon arrival, immigration asked him if he was a convicted felon. He replied, "No, is that still a requirement to enter Australia?"
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Re: Joke of the Day
An Englishman, Scotsman, and Irishman sit at the bar.... Bartender pours each a pint of beer. At same tim another patron opens door and a swarm of flys comes in... A fly lands in each of their beers. Englishman pushes the pint back to the bartender and asks for another beer. Scotsman looks into the beer...fishes the fly out and continues drinking his pint like nothing happened. Irishman looks into his beer with squinty eye...fishes the fly out with his fingers...then holds the fly over the glass and waggles it back and forth...saying...spit it out...spit it out!
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Mafia Crime
A four seat Cessna crashed in the Hudson River near New Jersey earlier this week. 196 bodies were recovered.
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Re: Joke of the Day
Dfw_ good one!! I get it! Those other bodies were already there!!
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Re: Joke of the Day
Confucius say: Watch a woman eat an ice cream cone and you'll have a pretty good idea how she'll be in bed.
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Confucius
Confucius say: Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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