Haha very true! I should have said you'd ALMOST rather spend time looking at picture of beautiful lawns as opposed to beautiful girls.andy10917 wrote:Now wait a minute - there are limits to this lawn hobby!
You might be a lawn crazy if...
-
- Posts: 485
- Joined: July 21st, 2016, 10:35 am
- Location: Verona, WI
- Grass Type: Bewitched Kentucky bluegrass
- Lawn Size: 20000-1 acre
- Level: Some Experience
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
- 1977212
- Posts: 992
- Joined: June 16th, 2015, 8:49 pm
- Location: MN
- Grass Type: Quack, No Mix
- Lawn Size: Not Specified
- Level: Not Specified
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
Hostas go into the garden limit category?andy10917 wrote:Now wait a minute - there are limits to this lawn hobby!
-
- Posts: 346
- Joined: August 15th, 2013, 5:07 pm
- Location: Fishers, IN
- Grass Type: Front: Bewitched/Prosperity/Midnight/Blueberry; Back: Midnight/Prosperity/Blueberry
- Lawn Size: 3000-5000
- Level: Some Experience
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
...you tell your wife you're going to Serenade the lawn and she looks at you funny, but doesn't say a word...
[ Post made via Android ]
[ Post made via Android ]
- HoosierLawnGnome
- Posts: 9591
- Joined: May 22nd, 2013, 5:59 pm
- Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
- Grass Type: Blueberry KBG
- Lawn Size: 1 acre-2 acre
- Level: Advanced
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
Which begs the question - which flashlight app is best for spotting KBG seedlings?edenl01 wrote:You're out pulling weeds out of your reno at 9 pm with a phone flashlight
[ Post made via iPhone ]
And I don't know what you guys are talking about - the ultimate landscape in my mind is a beautiful car parked on my beautiful lawn in front of some beautiful roses with my beautiful girl.
-
- Posts: 2475
- Joined: April 1st, 2013, 8:46 pm
- Location: Tomball, Tx
- Grass Type: St. Augustine
- Lawn Size: Not Specified
- Level: Not Specified
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
Hoosier, you left out some important details. Was it a Rolls-Royce convertible? What about hord'oeuvres prepared by your chef, and served to you by your butler on a silver tray? LOL
Not to mention, no cares in the world because your live-in groundskeeper will make any necessary repairs to the lawn. LOL
Not to mention, no cares in the world because your live-in groundskeeper will make any necessary repairs to the lawn. LOL
- wis99ski
- Posts: 832
- Joined: June 7th, 2014, 9:58 am
- Location: Southeastern PA
- Grass Type: Front: Blueberry, Bewitched, Prosperity ---- Back: Bewitched, Everest, America
- Lawn Size: Not Specified
- Level: Not Specified
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
That you're excited for 4 days of rain which will wash out your weekend (and you're only on you're 2nd aggressive N app after a very dry late summer) which includes golf.
Sent from my iOS device using the Yard Help App
Sent from my iOS device using the Yard Help App
- Pete1313
- Posts: 873
- Joined: June 2nd, 2014, 9:36 am
- Location: Northwest Illinois
- Grass Type: Bewitched KBG
- Lawn Size: 20000-1 acre
- Level: Advanced
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You are watching your favorite team play in their first world series in 71 years, and you keep staring at all the lighter colored spots in the outfield.
[ Post made via Android ]
[ Post made via Android ]
-
- Posts: 346
- Joined: August 15th, 2013, 5:07 pm
- Location: Fishers, IN
- Grass Type: Front: Bewitched/Prosperity/Midnight/Blueberry; Back: Midnight/Prosperity/Blueberry
- Lawn Size: 3000-5000
- Level: Some Experience
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
...your co-workers wonder why you're so excited and it's because you're approaching the top of the Soil test queue!
- andy10917
- Posts: 29744
- Joined: February 23rd, 2009, 10:48 pm
- Location: NY (Lower Hudson Valley)
- Grass Type: Emblem KBG (Front); Blueberry KBG Monostand (Back)
- Lawn Size: 1 acre-2 acre
- Level: Advanced
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
ROFLMAO. Will you dive out a window if I skip you?
-
- Posts: 346
- Joined: August 15th, 2013, 5:07 pm
- Location: Fishers, IN
- Grass Type: Front: Bewitched/Prosperity/Midnight/Blueberry; Back: Midnight/Prosperity/Blueberry
- Lawn Size: 3000-5000
- Level: Some Experience
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You forgot the topic.. CLEARLY anything I do would be self-inflicted via a lawn implement...
- HoosierLawnGnome
- Posts: 9591
- Joined: May 22nd, 2013, 5:59 pm
- Location: Indianapolis, Indiana
- Grass Type: Blueberry KBG
- Lawn Size: 1 acre-2 acre
- Level: Advanced
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
.... you call up the mower guy down the street and he recognizes your house as the "one with the brown lawn"
.... you go to a New Year's Eve party and the friend of your neighbor says "You're the guy that killed his entire lawn!"
.... you go to a New Year's Eve party and the friend of your neighbor says "You're the guy that killed his entire lawn!"
-
- Posts: 591
- Joined: July 16th, 2015, 9:12 pm
- Location: Dubuque County, Iowa
- Grass Type: Northern Mix
- Lawn Size: Not Specified
- Level: Not Specified
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
If you overnight ship a box full of lawn weeds
-
- Posts: 277
- Joined: March 31st, 2017, 8:43 am
- Location: Kernersville, Nc
- Grass Type: Front: TTTF & KBG Back: Salad Bar
- Lawn Size: Not Specified
- Level: Not Specified
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When you're at the beach, you wonder what the TEC of the dune sand is where the wild grasses grow.
-
- Posts: 58
- Joined: June 10th, 2016, 8:41 pm
- Location: SE Michigan
- Grass Type: TTTF
- Lawn Size: Not Specified
- Level: Not Specified
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
1st place right out of the gate! Lol...
.
You might be pawn crazy if;
Summer finally arrives and you're already anxious for the fall feeding and mowing regimen...
You pull 20 soil tests per year because of "micro climates"...
You have a better weather station at your home than the local news...
You have more supplies in your shed than your local coop carries in their inventory...
You eat tuna 3 square meals for 2 weeks leading up to summer so you can tweak your irrigation...
- andy10917
- Posts: 29744
- Joined: February 23rd, 2009, 10:48 pm
- Location: NY (Lower Hudson Valley)
- Grass Type: Emblem KBG (Front); Blueberry KBG Monostand (Back)
- Lawn Size: 1 acre-2 acre
- Level: Advanced
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You tell your wife that there is no such color as "Ochre", and in the next breath patiently explain that the lawn must be destroyed because a couple of 6" patches are not the same as the rest of the lawn, and that there are 256 shades of Green (and 240 of them are bad).
-
- Posts: 346
- Joined: August 15th, 2013, 5:07 pm
- Location: Fishers, IN
- Grass Type: Front: Bewitched/Prosperity/Midnight/Blueberry; Back: Midnight/Prosperity/Blueberry
- Lawn Size: 3000-5000
- Level: Some Experience
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When your friends start asking around this time of year how to control crabgrass...
"Crabgrass?!? You're worried about crabgrass?? I'm worried about all kinds of weedy grasses, quack, poa a., poa t... and you're talking to me about !@#$%! crabgrass!?! And Get off my lawn!!"
"Crabgrass?!? You're worried about crabgrass?? I'm worried about all kinds of weedy grasses, quack, poa a., poa t... and you're talking to me about !@#$%! crabgrass!?! And Get off my lawn!!"
-
- Posts: 580
- Joined: July 25th, 2016, 4:51 pm
- Location: Grand Rapids, MI
- Grass Type: Bewitched KBG
- Lawn Size: 10000-20000
- Level: Experienced
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You come home from work at lunch time just to check in on how your freshly germinated grass is doing and ask if it needs anything.
-
- Posts: 346
- Joined: August 15th, 2013, 5:07 pm
- Location: Fishers, IN
- Grass Type: Front: Bewitched/Prosperity/Midnight/Blueberry; Back: Midnight/Prosperity/Blueberry
- Lawn Size: 3000-5000
- Level: Some Experience
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You go golfing and notice all the different types of weeds and grasses (not crazy yet)
And once you come across a patch of Triv you give it wide latitude (almost there)
And then quarantine your golf shoes once you get home... Just in case. (There it is!)
And once you come across a patch of Triv you give it wide latitude (almost there)
And then quarantine your golf shoes once you get home... Just in case. (There it is!)
-
- Posts: 1484
- Joined: May 5th, 2012, 11:29 pm
- Location: Central NJ
- Grass Type: TTTF
- Lawn Size: Not Specified
- Level: Not Specified
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You talk to the little seedlings and say come on little buddy eat your milo like a good boy
-
- Posts: 238
- Joined: July 2nd, 2017, 11:28 am
- Location: Windsor, Colorado
- Grass Type: Kentucky Bluegrass
- Lawn Size: 1000-3000
- Level: Some Experience
Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
Your wife asks when your new internet pen pals, Andy, Hoosier Lawn Gnome and Morpheus, are coming to dinner.
Who is online
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 21 guests