You might be a lawn crazy if...
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You might be a lawn crazy if...
(To the tune of You might be a redneck)
...you chase a single leaf into the neighbor's yard in the fall because no free OM is leaving your lawn! (I've actually done this and realize how crazy it must have looked)
...you chase a single leaf into the neighbor's yard in the fall because no free OM is leaving your lawn! (I've actually done this and realize how crazy it must have looked)
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You kill the best lawn on the street because its not good enough
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- Pennstater2005
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
your 4 year old son can name 20 different weeds.
- Tsmith
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
Not going to get a better one than that, people cant believe it when I tell them I'm killing my lawntlinden wrote:You kill the best lawn on the street because its not good enough
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Bagging leaves from the street and dumping them on your lawn to mulch in is pretty close though.
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- andy10917
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
Yup. Multiple times, and the ability to keep saying it to people that ask "why", knowing full well that they will get a "he's very ill" look -- that's one of the true marks.You kill the best lawn on the street because its not good enough
- ajmikola
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When you continually go over the striping pattern multiple times because it isnt "straight enough"
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- HoosierLawnGnome
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You have over 100 posts on this forum.
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
...if you wish the tennis players at Wimbledon would get off the d@mn lawn...
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When u get excited about a sale on Milorganite
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- Mightyquinn
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When you see a sod truck on the highway and get excited and then try to figure out what kind of grass it is!
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- ericgautier
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When your wife says so.
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
If lawn care becomes your only hobby.... Or if your neighbors think you are a mad scientist with all the spraying that you do.
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You end up in urgent care after getting your finger stuck in a cement mixer while mixing micros in your backyard.
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
You can't mow your entire lawn in one day, because it has to be "just perfect".
- GeorgiaDad
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When you're telling your neighbor everything you're putting on the lawn and their eyes glaze over.
- nclawnguy
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
When you take pictures after you mow, every time you mow. True story, I did this for 5 years.
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- Redtenchu
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
Wait, that isn't normal?nclawnguy wrote:When you take pictures after you mow, every time you mow. True story, I did this for 5 years.
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- ken-n-nancy
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
you wait until the sun is just right before taking that picture after you just mowed, even if it means standing there waiting for 10 minutes for it to go behind that approaching cloud so that you can have even, diffuse lighting on the entire lawn.
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
...your wife asks if there's a lawn widow support group.
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- HoosierLawnGnome
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Re: You might be a lawn crazy if...
It meets at my place.HoosierDaddy wrote:...your wife asks if there's a lawn widow support group.
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When your neighbor literally says "You are crazy. It was already a golf course" ...... and you disagree with him - about the golf course part.
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