Merry Christmas to All...
- MorpheusPA
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Merry Christmas to All...
...and to All a Good Night!
Or whatever holiday you celebrate. And a Happy New Year.
I already celebrated Cephalopodmas as well, of course.
If you have time tonight, celebrate with "What Happens When You Write a Letter to Satan Instead of Santa." It's the only "Comedy-Horror" story to feature an 8-foot demon named Teddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4G5NTzMi1I
Or whatever holiday you celebrate. And a Happy New Year.
I already celebrated Cephalopodmas as well, of course.
If you have time tonight, celebrate with "What Happens When You Write a Letter to Satan Instead of Santa." It's the only "Comedy-Horror" story to feature an 8-foot demon named Teddy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4G5NTzMi1I
- andy10917
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
The REAL Story
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Tenacity soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of Dad mowing danced in their heads;
Mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just Urea'd the turf for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to "Blueberry" below,
When what to my furious eyes did appear,
But compacted soil and eight monster reindeer,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.
I threw open the window and called out in my panic,
"Hey, Fat Man, off the lawn or become matter organic!"
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Merry Christmas to all - you got Mil-or-gan-ite!”
Merry Christmas, All !!!
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that Tenacity soon would be there;
The children were nestled all snug in their beds;
While visions of Dad mowing danced in their heads;
Mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just Urea'd the turf for a long winter's nap,
When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and threw up the sash.
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow,
Gave a lustre of midday to "Blueberry" below,
When what to my furious eyes did appear,
But compacted soil and eight monster reindeer,
With a little old driver so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.
I threw open the window and called out in my panic,
"Hey, Fat Man, off the lawn or become matter organic!"
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight—
“Merry Christmas to all - you got Mil-or-gan-ite!”
Merry Christmas, All !!!
- MorpheusPA
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
I like that one better. With our Socially-Distanced Christmas Eve, I've made all my calls and I'm currently sitting here painting a raven named Quoth.
Literally, Quoth the Raven.
Or, I'm bored out of my skull and the dogs are warming my feet.
Literally, Quoth the Raven.
Or, I'm bored out of my skull and the dogs are warming my feet.
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
Merry Christmas Morph!
Andy, bravo!
Andy, bravo!
- MorpheusPA
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
Merry Christmas. Hopefully COVID-free, although we were certainly extremely careful.
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
Merry Christmas
- MorpheusPA
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
Well, now you're just late to us East Coasters.
Merry Christmas!
My best gift? 56 premium surface canvases. The spare bedroom smells like an art store.
Merry Christmas!
My best gift? 56 premium surface canvases. The spare bedroom smells like an art store.
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- Lawn Size: 3000-5000
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
I have an excuse. Provided by an east coaster.
But I'm not allowed to share it yet.
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Re: Merry Christmas to All...
I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas! We did a zoom call with my siblings for our annual Christmas Eve gift exchange. A little odd, but it was nice to be able to have nieces and nephews join from far-flung locations.
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